How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My bed smells like the plague
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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