Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
