You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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