I cannot find my penis.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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