I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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