So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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