Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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