i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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