I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
