In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm both gender and math confused
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
