areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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