So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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