so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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