Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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