Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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