dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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