i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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