I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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