i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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