IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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