i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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