There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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