Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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