so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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