His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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