Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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