fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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