Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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