Will you blow on my dice?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You've changed since you got that strap on
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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