I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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