he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Randomize
