so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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