Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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