It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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