yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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