There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Randomize
