Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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