I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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