I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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