His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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