normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The dick lei will go down in squad history
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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