I want to stick my p in your. b.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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