There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I have aggressive nipples.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
