Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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