I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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