As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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