So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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