You made me cry and you don't even care
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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