Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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