well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have fence marks all over my body
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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