party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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